![]() 07/23/2016 at 07:52 • Filed to: Why | ![]() | ![]() |
And I’m suppose to go to a BBQ, all day, outside, dressed “nicely”.
If i die of heat stroke, Scoob can have my car.
![]() 07/23/2016 at 07:54 |
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I'm going for a hike. I be in white plains all the time you from there?
![]() 07/23/2016 at 07:55 |
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No my dad’s project manager has a house up there.
![]() 07/23/2016 at 08:02 |
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I saw 97 as a high for today down here in Jersey. And that's not including the insane humidity we have had. So it's going to be well over 100. I don't think I'm going outside much today!
![]() 07/23/2016 at 08:05 |
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My body is not ready for this
![]() 07/23/2016 at 08:27 |
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Just wear some chino shorts, a short sleeve button-up, and some boat shoes or nice sandals. Basically dress like a douche.
![]() 07/23/2016 at 08:32 |
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I have none of those :D
![]() 07/23/2016 at 09:04 |
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Thrift shop
![]() 07/23/2016 at 09:27 |
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Put on a formal wifebeater. Real classy-like.
![]() 07/23/2016 at 09:30 |
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If it were up to me I’d go in basketball sneakers, gym shorts and a captain american no sleeve shirt.
This is why I don’t do formal events often
![]() 07/23/2016 at 10:03 |
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![]() 07/23/2016 at 10:07 |
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Brilliant idea
![]() 07/23/2016 at 10:08 |
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I’ll trade you being inside but having back spasms every 2-3 hours.
![]() 07/23/2016 at 10:12 |
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Throw in a steak for lunch and you have a deal
![]() 07/23/2016 at 11:11 |
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I don't think I'm ever ready for this. This is why I like winter. 20 degrees? Perfect! But below 0F is not all that fun either. However, that's not all that frequent
![]() 07/23/2016 at 11:54 |
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Dress like this twat gentleman, and you’ll never be hot again! Except for your torso, arms, and neck.
10/10 women say “Ew, that’s kinda weird”
![]() 07/23/2016 at 11:55 |
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I don’t want to die of heat stroke looking like a douche
![]() 07/23/2016 at 12:50 |
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A hawaiian shirt is still a shirt no?
![]() 07/23/2016 at 12:57 |
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Don’t own one